The Chronicles of the Awkward Tumblr Virgin

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danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me

danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me

(via fallenangelstacy)

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

(via buttjuices)

emogod420:

doing gods work

emogod420:

doing gods work

(Source: th3cronan, via theroguebirdie)

wavechild:

I’ve only had my new twitter account for not even 3 days and I’m considering deleting.image

(Source: tinashefanclub, via hip-hop-lifestyle)

mischief-in-221b:

gdirtydime19:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

I will always share this LOL

I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif

(Source: fiberstark, via fallenangelstacy)

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face


#this was the 2000s people#we didn’t have your young people ‘special effects’#we just had gumpton and actors who could take a fucking radio to the face#those were the days

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face

(Source: atlas-hour, via fallenangelstacy)

p5ychosocial:

scars-will—remain:

jailbaitlol:

this is so fucked up


aw

p5ychosocial:

scars-will—remain:

jailbaitlol:

this is so fucked up

aw

(Source: v-a-n-s, via fallenangelstacy)