The Chronicles of the Awkward Tumblr Virgin

Thank you for coming, please leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

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this gif keeps getting better

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

[video]

this gif keeps getting better

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idreamofjimmy:

The United States Postal Service

(via thetowndrugdealer)

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

(via daddywhorebucks)

facts-i-just-made-up:

metalheadadam:

Does this mean that feeding beef to my dog is forcing him into cannibalism?

No more than if you ate a Canadian.

facts-i-just-made-up:

metalheadadam:

Does this mean that feeding beef to my dog is forcing him into cannibalism?

No more than if you ate a Canadian.

(via one-tough-flower)

 - Daft Mouth

neilcicierega:

It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder

You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better

(via one-tough-flower)

millionfish:

happy jojo friday

(via momunofu)

killedmycatatemytailor:

oopstheregoesmysoul:

ohsandor:

Welcome back, Jaime (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

you can see him realizing that almost his entire family is comprised of douchebags

Jaime’s character growth gives me life.

(via one-tough-flower)