thank you for all the great presents mom and dad!
me and my husband:
fuck, there is something we need to talk to you about.....
wh-wh-what is it?
your mother and I... I'm sorry I can't do it
what your father is trying to say is that.... you're adopted
WHAT you aren't my real parents? why did you adopt me?
truth is i couldn't give a fuck. I didn't have the ability to give a fuck. I'd always dreamed about having a fuck of my own and here you are, my own fuck.
you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations