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iceomseonixt:

bananaschnapple:

A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?

(x)

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cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

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vinebox:

the next avatar

vinebox:

the next avatar

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aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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thejollity:

avatarparallels:

Sokka once had a sexist attitude (The Water Tribe were traditional with gender roles because it was “the natural order of things”) but after being humbled by Suki and her fellow Kyoshi Warriors, he began to see women as equals and developed a newfound respect for them. 

A++++ Character Development

I will never stop singing the praises of Avatar: The Last Airbender and its masterful character development. They made Sokka a sexist asshole at the beginning without being too heavy-handed about it, then they slowly turned him around in a very believable (and again, not heavy-handed) way.

I also love that a part of his respect for women doesn’t just revolve around “…as long as they’re badass warriors.” That’s definitely what sparked it (what with Suki and the Kyoshi warriors) but in the end he turned out to be a very respectful dude. A+ ALL AROUND

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videohall:

Dog doesn’t want kisses

> This dog has incredible comedic timing.

> Remember your place, human.

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You. Got. A bitch. Fucked. Up.

You. Got. A bitch. Fucked. Up.

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flowergirlrobichiko:

the only acceptable reason

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herospy:

Hannibal Victim Support Group
I very much hope this is the first scene in the first episode of season 3: All the people that Hannibal has hurt getting together and deciding how to catch the bastard. also everybody is still alive nobody died what are you talking about

herospy:

Hannibal Victim Support Group

I very much hope this is the first scene in the first episode of season 3: All the people that Hannibal has hurt getting together and deciding how to catch the bastard. also everybody is still alive nobody died what are you talking about

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shartar:

that cat looks like it’s bout to send the kid to the shadow realm

shartar:

that cat looks like it’s bout to send the kid to the shadow realm

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